Jag har skrattat hela eftermiddagen och med förtjusning läst en helt ny bibel – den på lolcat-språk…
Så här blir historien om brödet och fiskarna på lolcat ur Johannes-evangeliets 6e kapitel:
Jesus giveh cheezburgerz to 5K
1 Afturwurdz, Jesus cross’d teh See of Gallilee.
2 lotza kittehs went too cuz dey see’s teh mirikls He dun.
3 Jesus went up on teh mountn n sat dwn wit hiz homiez.
4 Teh jooz cheezberger feest wuz cominz up
5 Jesus saw lotza kittehs comin n sez to Philip, ”We gonna need mor cheezbergerz!”
6 but Jesus sez dis iz test cuz he no’d wut waz comin.
7 Phillip sed, ”200 daze of cheezberger makin wudn’t be enuf to feed all teh kittehs even a lil bit.”
8 One of teh homiez, Andrew, the brudduh o Simon Peter, sez,
9 ”There iz tom-kitteh wit five cheezbergerz n two tuna; but wut good dis do?”
10 Jesus sez, ”Tell them to chilax.” N all teh kittehs chill’d on teh grassiez.
11 Jesus took teh cheezbergerz, sed thx to ceiling cat, and handed teh chzbrgrz to teh chillin’ kittehs, also teh tuna.
12 When teh kittehs were purrin’, he ses to His homiez, ”Get teh leftover cheezbergerz so nuthin be waestid. kthx.”
13 So Jesus’ homies got teh leftovers, and fill’d twelv baskets wit leftovers dat came from teh five chzbrgrz dat wuz more din dey cud eetz.
Skapelseberättelsen är också en skön historia:
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz….
Läs Katt-bibeln och njut!!!
