Bibliotekskatten Deweys låneregler:

Bibliotekskatten Dewey blev nästan 20 år gammal, och han vilar under en vacker sten intill biblioteket så klart:

Men Deweys låneregler gäller ännu. Jag gillar särskilt regeln om stegar!

1. STAFF: If you are feeling particularly lonely and wanting more attention from the staff, sit on whatever papers, project, or computer they happen to be working on at the time – but sit with your back to the person and act aloof, so as not to appear too needy. Also, for maximum effect, be sure to continually rub against the leg of the staff person who is wearing dark brown, blue, or black.
2. PATRONS: No matter how long the patron plans on staying at the library, climb into their briefcase or book-bag for a long, comfortable sleep until they must dump you out on the table in order to leave.
3. LADDERS: Never miss an opportunity to climb on ladders. It does not matter which human is on the ladder. It only matters that you get to the top and stay there.
4. CLOSING TIME: Wait until 10 minutes before closing time to get up from your nap. Just as the staff is getting ready to turn out the lights and lock the door, do all your cutest tricks in an effort to get them to stay and play with you. (Although this doesn’t work very often, sometimes they can’t resist giving in to one short game of hide-and-seek.)
5. BOXES: Your humans must realise that all boxes which enter the library are yours. It doesn’t matter how large, how small, or how full the box should be — it is yours! If you cannot fit your entire body into the box, then use whatever part of your body fits to assume ownership for naptime. (I have used one or two paws, my head, or even just my tail to gain entry, and each works equally well for a truly restful sleep.)
6. MEETINGS: No matter the group, timing, or subject matter, if there is a meeting scheduled in the meeting room — you have an obligation to attend. If they have shut you out by closing the door, cry pitifully until they let you in or until someone opens the door to use the restroom or get a drink of water. After you gain entry, be sure to go around the room and greet each attendee. If there is a film showing or a slide show, climb on any table close to the screen, settle in and watch the film to conclusion. As the credits roll, feign extreme boredom and leave the meeting before it concludes.

 Dewey med kattböcker

And remember the library cat’s golden rule for all time:
”Never forget, nor let humans forget, that you own the joint!”

Författare: Wikki

Hej! Det här är min blogg. Med mina fyra tassar, arton klor och yviga svans samt en nyfiken nos förmedlas här mina åsikter, med stöd från mattes knä. Där ser jag självklart till att skriva sanningen. Och hur det är att ha två människor som behöver en fast tass. Men nu är det dags för min dagliga promenad ute och den tänker jag inte gå miste om, inte ens för er skull. //Wikipedia Visa alla inlägg av Wikki